Written with all the panache and elan of a report on a WRI Beetle Drive

Actually, on re-reading the post below I realise it is written with all the panache and elan of a report on a WRI Beetle Drive in your local parish newsletter. Sorry. Must try harder.

Incidentally, did you know that the phrase 'boo! to a goose' was originally 'bo! to a goose'? Interesting, eh?

Perhaps best if I stop now.